You can tell all of these clean one liner jokes in church, at school, to seniors and not offend anyone. They are safe for the office jokes too:

Top 10 Clean Religious Jokes: One Liners You Can Tell in Seniors in Church

  1. When was Joseph mentioned playing tennis?
    • When he served in Pharaoh’s court
  2. What type of lights did Noah have on the Ark?
    • Floodlights
  3. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
    • It’s Christmas, Eve!
  4. Where was Solomon’s temple located?
    • On the side of his head
  5. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
    • He was Ruthless
  6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
    • A roamin’ Catholic
  7. Why did the priest giggle during his homily?
    • He had Mass hysteria
  8. Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
    • Abraham. He knew a Lot
  9. What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
    • A father-in-law
  10. Did you hear about the 1-800 service they have for atheists now?
    • You dial the number and it rings and rings and rings but nobody answers

… and this golden oldie for bonus points:

  • What did God do to cure Moses’ headache?
    • He gave him two tablets

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